Bite Me

Bite Me

A Love Story

Downloadable Audiobook - 2010
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The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency backup mistress of the Greater Bay Area night, and my manga-haired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public. Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. 'Cept there's no whining. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, imprisoned them in a bronze statue. Abby wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff, like breaking in a pair of red vinyl thigh-high Skankensteinʼ platform boots and wrangling her Ph.D.-candidate boyfriend, Steve (the love monkey). And then there's that vampire cat Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter-and thirstier-by the minute. Abby thought she and Steve could handle the kitty cat on their own, mais non . . . Before you can say "OMG! WTF?" Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby, Steve, the frozen-turkey-bowling Safeway crew, the Emperor of San Francisco and his trusty dogs Lazarus and Bummer, Abby's gay Goth friend Jared, and SF's finest Cavuto and Rivera to hunt big cat and save the city. And that's when the fun really begins.
Publisher: [United States] : Harper Collins Publishers : Made available through hoopla, 2010
Edition: Unabridged
ISBN: 9780061953668
0061953660
Branch Call Number: eAudiobook hoopla
Characteristics: 1 online resource (1 audio file (8hr., 03 min.)) : digital
Additional Contributors: Bennett, Susan 1955-
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jmdeinken
Jan 04, 2013

Enjoyed the story, but definitely time for the series to end when Moore resorts to "vampire cats". Really liked the ending and the series in general was very good. I would say 7 out of 10 stars for me on this end of series story. Did get quite a few laughs, so that was good!! Again, the narrator, Susan Bennett is awesome!!

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JustineM
May 28, 2011

The reader is, like, totally awesome in her Abby voice. LOVE it.

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